1. Preschool renditions of Christmas carols still echoing:
"Angels, we have heeeard of life, sweetly sleeping on the trains!"
2. Sound advice from Wally:
"Never turn your back on a pitching machine. Ever."
3. If you're told you look "sharp" for Pre-K:
"I look like a cactus! Don't touch me!"
4. A primer theology:
"Mama, do you know why I didn't listen to Jesus today?"
"Because I was busy listening to my teacher."
5. Grandma's failed sports recruitment:
"Joe, some people run really far, and it's a sport called cross country. Would you like to do that?"
"But what's the point?"
6. On what it's all about:
"Joshua, do you have a sad heart?"
"Well, you can give your sad heart to Jesus. And He will give you a happy heart."